Mom's Birthday Dinner

"It's my mommy's birthday!"
"Your how old? How many months is that?"
Birthday Kisses
"Momma, I just thought of the perfect present."
"But I'll need daddy's help."
"Yeah, he could eat a little less. And a little slower."
"Wise guys wear sunglasses?"
Later: "Yurp! Slurp!"
"Now who's the porker?" Says dad.