Do You Have Any Antonyms?
"My mouth?"
"Well ... "
"I don't want to talk about it."
"Alright, fine; I'll tell you."
"But you should know, it wasn't my fault!"
"See, there was this vacuum cleaner ... "
" ... and Momma said I should wait until the Jell-O set ... "
"... and Grandmother just wouldn't stop smooching me ... "
"Ok, that's not really what happened."
"I drank daddy's tea; it had synonyms in it."
"He says I need the antonyms to stop the itching."
"Well ... "
"I don't want to talk about it."
"Alright, fine; I'll tell you."
"But you should know, it wasn't my fault!"
"See, there was this vacuum cleaner ... "
" ... and Momma said I should wait until the Jell-O set ... "
"... and Grandmother just wouldn't stop smooching me ... "
"Ok, that's not really what happened."
"I drank daddy's tea; it had synonyms in it."
"He says I need the antonyms to stop the itching."
posted by Ben at
10:19 PM
2 Comments:
Those have to be the sweetest, bluest eyes I've ever seen!
Grandpa
By
Anonymous, at 1/25/2006 10:24 PM
He could almost have us believe the grandmother part but we all know he would never stand for all that smooching.
Love Grandmother
By
Anonymous, at 1/30/2006 2:11 PM
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